Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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