More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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