ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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