her vagine was all disorganized.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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