what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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