this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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