Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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