So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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