That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
