I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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