no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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