I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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