She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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