sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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