the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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