I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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