Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
