that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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