these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
im holly from the hills drunk
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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