Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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