ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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