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New game: find the sober person in Tbell

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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.

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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.

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(207): View more from Maine

Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?

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I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.

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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck

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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.

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(914): View more from New York

Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought

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(317): View more from Indiana

Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.

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