There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
