Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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