Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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