I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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