just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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