see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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