that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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