Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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