is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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