He disabled his match.com account in front of me
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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