So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
