I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
