Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
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