puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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