His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
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