Michael Bay diarrhea
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
