If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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