That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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