Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Houston, we have a squirter
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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