The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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