question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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