you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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