I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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