Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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