Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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