HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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