you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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