is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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