The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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